Greg Stereo

Sorry folks….

Greg Stereo — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:22:47 +0000

The Internet’s closed. The moose out front should have told you.

Don’t feed the trolls

Greg Stereo — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:42:38 +0000

Mister Hand Was Right

Greg Stereo — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:10:22 +0000

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Every day I become more convinced that Mr. Hand, played by My Favorite Martian Ray Walston in the seminal movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High, was correct in believing that everyone is on dope.

No? You beg to differ? Not so fast – I’m talking to you Little Miss Patchouli Legalize-It. But I’m also [...]

iThis and iThat

Greg Stereo — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:50:52 +0000

mmmm KoolAid….

how much for a ticket to Jonestown?

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Fox News + China = BFF!

Greg Stereo — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:04:48 +0000

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Fox News Channel hates the U.S. and loves China.

Their flavor of the day, renowned douchebag Glenn Beck, is running a “documentary” right now about the horrors of communism and socialism and any other form of government in general. He just said there are only two Communist regimes in the world today – Cuba [...]

Whoa whoa whoa…

Greg Stereo — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:26:02 +0000

Get off of my cloud

Greg Stereo — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 04:55:17 +0000

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I’ve been listening to all this talk of “The Cloud”, which to me is the new Web 2.0, which replaced the dot-com boom, which used to be the new black. And I think it’s interesting, while also being a load of crap.

Users are encouraged to think they can rely on the cloud to [...]

Beat a hooker or die after using cocaine….

Greg Stereo — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:40:46 +0000

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That’s how to succeed in “Internet Marketing”.

You want to make money online? Easy. Just watch what people are doing offline. Right now, infomercials are being shown on TV starring the ShamWow guy and Billy Mays.

For those nerds among us, you know the ones who live in their parents’ basement and spend more time [...]

Lies, lies, and damned statistics

Greg Stereo — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:41:20 +0000

Analytics is a fancy word for stats, really – probably invented by the same guy who coined that catchy “Web 2.0” term.

And analytics can really alter your world view; more than LSD or drinking rubbing alcohol. It’s kind of like that time you walked in on your parents doing it. For some, it’s best to [...]

I Don’t Do Hardware

Greg Stereo — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:08:16 +0000

Happy Bunny is Happy

Sorry folks, despite all the requests I don’t do hardware. I’m a software guy. Always have been, always will be. I’m a simple man with simple tastes. I could upgrade this workstation to have more RAM, but I’d rather spend a couple hours tweaking fucking Windows settings than unplug everything, pop [...]