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The Internet’s closed. The moose out front should have told you.

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Mister Hand Was Right

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Every day I become more convinced that Mr. Hand, played by My Favorite Martian Ray Walston in the seminal movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High, was correct in believing that everyone is on dope.

No? You beg to differ? Not so fast – I’m talking to you Little Miss Patchouli Legalize-It. But I’m also [...]

Beat a hooker or die after using cocaine....

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That’s how to succeed in “Internet Marketing”.

You want to make money online? Easy. Just watch what people are doing offline. Right now, infomercials are being shown on TV starring the ShamWow guy and Billy Mays.

For those nerds among us, you know the ones who live in their parents’ basement and spend more time [...]